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JOM
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-=* A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a Bar.*=-

Suddently Steven hit the Chinese.

Chinese:Why?
Steven : Coz u bombed pearl harbor, my father died there.
Chinese: But I'm CHINESE not JAPANESE Stupid!!!
Steven: Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese all the same!.

Suddenly the Chinese punched Steven back.

Steven: Why?
Chinese: That's for The sinking of the TITANIC.!
Steven : But the titanic was sunk by an ICEBERG, you FOOL!!!
Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg you all the same!!!
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Post Walang ganyan sa states! Reply with quote
Isang Araw sa buhay ng isang taxi driver.

(sa airport)

Driver: sana may maisakay akong balikbayan.
mayamaya may sumakay na balikbayan.

Driver: boss saan tayo?
balikbayan: sa Makati.

Balikbayan: Mamang driver ilang taon ba ginawa yang LRT na yan?
Driver: Yan ah 6 years!

Balikbayan: Ganun sa states 3 years lang yan.

Balikbayan: Mamang driver ilang taon ba ginawa yang Malaking simbahan na yan?
Driver: Ah yan 3 years! (nagmamayabang)

Balikbayan: sa states 2 Years lang yan.

Balikbayan: Mamang driver ilang taon ba ginawa yang Mall na yan?
Driver: yan 2 Years. (nag mamayabang at galit na)

Balikbayan: sa States 1 Year lang yan.

napadaan sila sa makati.

(Driver : Yabang naman nito. akala mo hindi pilipino.)

Balikbayan: Wow!!!!! mamang driver ilang taon ginawa yang Mataas at malaking building na yan. sigurado ako matagal ginawa yan.?

(Galit na galit na ang driver at inis na inis....)
Driver: Bah! malay ko. kanina pag daan ko wala pa yan!!!
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har har har har :twisted:

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hahahaha.. forum jowks na yan di na text jowks :D

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Ok lang yan..."in-love" naman yung nag post eh...kaya inspired sya... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post ngongo! Reply with quote
Isang Araw sa buhay ng Ngongo!

Dahan dahan lumapit ang lalaking ngongo sa kanyang Misis.

Tinakpan ang mga mata ni misis.
at sabay sabi

ngongo: Nges hu!
Misis: Hayup ka! nges hu! nges hu! ka pa dyan.
ikaw lang naman ngongo dito.
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OO nga inlove aba eh nakaka 3 post na ng joke eh g2

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JTE
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mukhang kilala ko yata ung love interest nya....?
hmmm :roll:


uyyyy.....

tsismis na to...

ayaw ko ng skandal....

hehehehhe
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Post Re: Walang ganyan sa states! Reply with quote
JOM wrote:
Isang Araw sa buhay ng isang taxi driver.

(sa airport)

Driver: sana may maisakay akong balikbayan.
mayamaya may sumakay na balikbayan.

Driver: boss saan tayo?
balikbayan: sa Makati.

Balikbayan: Mamang driver ilang taon ba ginawa yang LRT na yan?
Driver: Yan ah 6 years!

Balikbayan: Ganun sa states 3 years lang yan.

Balikbayan: Mamang driver ilang taon ba ginawa yang Malaking simbahan na yan?
Driver: Ah yan 3 years! (nagmamayabang)

Balikbayan: sa states 2 Years lang yan.

Balikbayan: Mamang driver ilang taon ba ginawa yang Mall na yan?
Driver: yan 2 Years. (nag mamayabang at galit na)

Balikbayan: sa States 1 Year lang yan.

napadaan sila sa makati.

(Driver : Yabang naman nito. akala mo hindi pilipino.)

Balikbayan: Wow!!!!! mamang driver ilang taon ginawa yang Mataas at malaking building na yan. sigurado ako matagal ginawa yan.?

(Galit na galit na ang driver at inis na inis....)
Driver: Bah! malay ko. kanina pag daan ko wala pa yan!!!



yan ang pinoy

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