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tanom
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


wahahaha.. kaya pala!

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marami pa nito guys.. kaya wait lang kayo.. teka, ano comment nyo ? weeeee

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."


wahahahahhaha................

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer,
she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it,
and I would turn red in the face...
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet ain't empty."

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sorry pero di ko gets.. ahehe.. english kac...

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line,
at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note,

"Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

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meron pa kayo jan? share naman ninyo!.. matsalam

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Dexter U. Yuchengco
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uy dami neto ah.. parang spam haven.. hehehehe.. nice ah.. san mo nakuha ay at na copy paste? or kaw lang gumawa nyan?? hehehe

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tanom
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ang iba ako.. ang iba naman copy paste lang.. nyahahahhaa

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grabe tanom ang sipag mong mag post di ka namin ma talo talo.. minsan lang kami nag popost eh.. waaaaaaaaa!!!

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tanom
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di naman masyado.. di pa nga yan ang full force ko eh.. wahahaha.. at syempre nagjojoke lang ako..

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154 posts ka kaagad wala pang one week.. Blue_PDT_01_16 adek ka talaga tanom! wahehehehe

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tanom
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woist.. grabe ka naman.. 155 lang post ko as of this writing.. wahahah.. kac para hindi makatulog sa work(graveyard kac ako), di magonline dito.. sabi ko nga, NETAMBAYAN ko na to.. yeheyyyyy.. ayaw mo noon? may nagbabantay lagi sa gabi habang kayo natutulog... wahahahahha

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ahem ahem...

pwede bang dayshift ako???

running for record din ito...

hahahahahah Blue_PDT_01_04

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