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(Sa loob ng mall)

GF: love, yan ang dati kong bf...
BF:asan?! asan?! ang pangit, pangit naman!
GF: wala akong magagawa, yan talaga weakness ko eversince....:-)
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Student: Sir kumusta ang grade ko sa exam? (while showing off her shiny hair)
Sir : kagaya ng hair mo...
Student: Talaga? (smiling), bakit kagaya ng hair ko sir?
Sir : Kagaya ng hair mo....BAGSAK!
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Erap and his Secretary.

Erap: Wow! Bago ang pantalon mo ah! Anong tatak nyan? Blue_PDT_01_20
Secretary: Guess Sir... Blue_PDT_01_15
Erap: LeeEeeViiIiiiSSss????!??? Blue_PDT_01_49

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Ama: (naghihingalo) anak, kung ako'y wala, ang tangi kong bilin sa iyo ay...
Anak: ano po yun ama? (atat na atat na malaman ang bilin)
Ama: wag na wag mong ipagbili ang bahay na ito.
Anak: (galit) ano? at bakit naman po?!
Ama: ahhmmm... dahil,.. dahil.. hindi ito sa atin...

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Isang Amo (Donya Thug Pei Choi) at Isang Katulong na taga probinsya na nasa Mansion. Nagbilis ng instructions ang Amo sa Katulong.

Amo: Aalis ako ha, pag may maghanap sa akin, sabihin mo umalis may pinuntahan...
Katulong: Opo..
Amo: Pag tinanong saan ako pumunta, sabihin mo, sa Greenbelt Nag shoshopping...
Katulong: Opo...
Amo: At.. kapag tinonang kung kelan ako babalik, sabihin mo malapit na mamayang Alas Singko ng hapon.. OK???
Katulong: Opo...

Pagkalipas ng ilang oras....

May taong dumaan sa Mansion, naghahanap ng nawala nyang Aso na si Tagpe.

Estranghero: Hello po, nakita niyo po ba si Tagpe na dumaan? Blue_PDT_01_12
Katulong: Umalis po may pinuntahan. Blue_PDT_01_14
Estranghero: Saan po pumunta?????? Blue_PDT_01_20
Katulong: Sa Greenbelt po, nag shoshopping... Blue_PDT_01_14
Estranghero: BALIW KA NA BAAA!??!? Blue_PDT_01_10
Katulong: Malapit na po mamayang Alas Singko ng Hapon... Blue_PDT_01_12

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GF: Sabi nila swerte daw ang 08-08-08... Blue_PDT_01_14
BF: Wag ka masyado magpapaniwala sa swerte... Blue_PDT_01_11
GF: Eh kanina nakapulot ako ng isang 100 at isang 500... Blue_PDT_01_14
BF: ha? aba, swerte... Blue_PDT_01_16
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MAN: What's your Father's name?
BOY: He's GRINNING

despite the boy's answer, the man continued...

MAN: Your Mother's name
BOY: She's LAUGHING
MAN: Are you kidding?
BOY: No, that's my sister. I'm JOKING..

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Post shotest happy-ending story Reply with quote

A boy and a girl fell in love with each other,
the girl got pregnant and her father was able to know everything about it.
Her father got angry but unfavored to let his daughter marry the boy. . .


AND THE BOY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!! -.-
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Husband (*dying): mahal, meron sana akong ipagtatapat s'yo, bago ako mamatay...

Wife: nakikinig ako dear...

Husband: May nangyari sa amin ng best friend mo, at sa kapatid mo at sa nanay mo.

Wife: KAYA NGA NILAGYAN KO NG LASON ANG INIMUM MONG KAPE!

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Ang Alamat ng Navotas

Noong unang panahon, ang kilalang Pambansang Pangisdaan ng Pilipinas ay sakop ng nauna ng bayan ng Malabon. Ang bayan na ito ay bata pa kung ikukumpara sa nasabing bayan. Ang makulay na mahigit isang daang taon ng Navotas ay nagmula sa isang hindi inaasahang mga pangyayari. Miski ako hindi ko talaga inexpect!

Dahil nga ang bayan ng Malabon ay napapalibutan noon ng mayayabong na kawayan (at labong), nagmistulang isang malawak na kawayanan ang dating lugar ng Navotas. Sa kabila ng isang mataas na pader ng mga kawayan, nakakubli ang isang mayabong lupain na naghihintay lamang na matuklasan.

Noong panahon ng mga Kastila, ang ating mga sugatang kababayang Katipunero ay napadpad sa dulong bahagi ng bayan ng Malabon upang duo'y makapagtago, makapagpagaling at makapag-ipon ng lakas. Ngunit upang makarating doon, kinailangan pa nilang gumawa ng isang butas upang makarating sa kabilang bahagi ng lupain. Kaya binutas nila ang isang bahagi ng kawayanan. Doon ay nagkubli sila sa mga kalabang Kastila at nagpagaling.

Ngunit lingid sa kanilang kaalaman, ang kabilang bahagi ng Malabon ay may malawak na lupain at may isang malaking tanke ng oil depot. Sa hindi inaasang pangyayari, nabutas ang oil depot tank at kumalat ang langis na ngayon ay mas kilala sa tawag na ilog. Ang pagkakabutas ng oil depot tank ang nagsilbing hudyat sa mga bagong salta sa lugar na iyon na bigyan na ng sariling pangalan ang lupaing iyon. Hindi nagtagal, humiwalay ang bagong tatag na bayan sa dating bayan ng Malabon. Tinawag iyong Nabutas na ng lumaon ay naging Navotas para naman daw sosyal pakinggan dahil sa letrang V na meron ito ngayon.

Para sa Alamat ng Malabon magtungo lamang dito... lols, shameless promotions: http://randomtotsofme.blogspot.com/2008/01/ang-alamat-ng-mga-bayan-at-lungsod-sa.html Blue_PDT_01_02

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boss and secretary..

sec:sir could u please remove something in my boobs?
DO NOT CLICK THE LINKsmiling)sure what is it?
sec:your eyes.

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